PDA

PDA = Public Display of Affection

Adding to my share auto experiences is this wonderful concept of PDA. Let me the explain the logistics part of it. The last seat in the share auto is a 4 seater. Primarily, women are seated there and its pretty cramped up.. so 4 of us can just about park our butts on the seat. Day before yesterday, I was going back home around 7. Aided by the dimly lit auto and otherwise dull evening, I didnt know there was someone taking advantage of this situation. I was strategically positioned in the seat. I had one lady on the right, and one girl on my left and a guy sitting next to her. The guy and the girl were cosily cuddled in the corner and what did they do??

What didn't they do?? There are 12 people in the auto shifting uncomfortably in the seat but these idiots were least bothered. Their palms were glued together. She keeps thrusting herself on him. Suddenly she will kiss his shoulder. Then he realizes that he has to return the kiss.. so he kisses her head. Our hero also suddenly realizes that in a share auto with deafening background music.. he needs to whisper some sweet nothings into her ear. Our heroine is no less a drama queen.. she is quite suddenly overcome by drowsiness. She has to sleep on his lap. sleep disappears in 75 seconds ans she is up again. Hero agains whispers something in her ear to make her blush. Even if the share auto swerves a bit to the right/left, they fall on each other like the damn thing is going to tilt. All this while the hands are glued.. mind it.

I mean 'What the fuck!!?' Bloody find a dark corner on some street and make out man!! Else take an auto and distract the driver with ur coochie cooing.. why the hell do you idiots have to travel in a share auto and make everyone uncomfortable?? Atleast for the sake of the old people in the auto. I am totally not against PDA but this was freakin' lust.. not love! It was like.. where can I feel you further?? and they were totally oblivious to the fact that there are so many other people in the auto!

Stop using love/lust as an excuse for acting stupid socially!! Rotten numbskulls! Get a room for god's sake!

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