Monday, April 20, 2009

High School Demographics

We watch a lot of firang high school movies and what is immediately noticeable is the set-up. There are a bunch of popular kids, geeky kids, normal kids and the hero/heroine. Though it seems cinematic, it is kinda true isnt it? Lets define the characters:

  1. The popular and mean kid - The most handsome guy/girl in class who most of the geeky or almost non-existent kids in the class have a crush on. The popular kid doesn't even know the names of the rest of the kids in class. The popular girl is the one the seniors have their eye on. The only reason why they would even come by your classroom. The popular kids are the reason why your class is noticed.
  2. The popular yet nice kid - They are rare. Despite their popularity, they are in touch with reality. They mingle with everyone. They try to remember the names of other kids in class. They fit in without the high and mighty air around them.
  3. The geeky kid - Almost disappearing into the books with thick glasses. Not to be seen anywhere without a book. They are glad to be even spoken to anyone from the popular gang. Teacher's pet. Almost always has a crush on the most popular guy/girl. Wants to have a life.. but doesnt know how to.
  4. The invisible kids - They dont fall under any category. They are the ones who disappear into the background. Not many kids remember their names.
  5. The funny guy - Every class will have a 'funny' guy. The guy who cannot be taken seriously. The guy who's job is to just mock the teachers/other students. Mostly a friend of the popular kids. He is mostly either very thin or plump. He also likes a girl .. but the girl thinks thats a joke too.
  6. The dumb-fuck - Extremely stupid. Never passes tests. Manages to scrape through finals. Complains to the teachers when the popular kids tease him. Almost in the category of non-existents.. But infamous.
  7. The girly girl - The dainty darling. The one who is over dramatic. Acts like the world's gonna end even if her nail breaks. Expects all the guys to comfort her when her nail breaks. Cries for the stupidest reasons. Attention-seeker.
  8. The tom-boy - The girl who noone thinks of as a girl. The almost buddy girl who also has a girly side, but never shows it coz she knows she cant pull it off. Mostly has a crush on the popular kid.
  9. The girl-gang - All girls only.. No boys allowed.
  10. The boy-gang - All boys only.. No girls allowed.

I saw these demographics not just in high school.. but also carry-forward till post-graduation, to some extent even till my first work-place. Looks like movies are not so over-dramatized after-all.

I personally belonged to the "Invisible kids" gang. I ventured a bit into the "All girl" gang and was the friend of a popular yet nice kid.

Do drop in a comment and tell me which category you fit into :-)

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL :-) nice one...

In my experience, I found that the dumb-fucks were the nicest people. They weren't really dumb, just lazy. I also came across a couple of popular yet nice kids(one of them is still my best friend). The mean ones were in different sections :)

I fit into the funny guy category. But I was also a geek (school topper and all). And mostly invisible. Still the funny guy in college :-)

Anonymous said...

You forgot the 'Sporty Kid', the 'Remnant from Senior Batch' kid and the 'Community Activities' kid...all of these tend to be nice people, though the latter often heads a CulCom later and becomes irritating..

Abhinav said...

All boys club :)

Anonymous said...

Cheri, "no way" u wer in de invisible list!!! Least in coll u wer not.

Inder said...

and the... every group has a fat kid :)
the fat kid could be the geeky kid or the dumb kid.